I found this inspirational....
Tuesday on “The Five,” host Greg Gutfeld ranted against tax day and, as a bonus, presented his theory of government. “See, my theory of government is really simple,” said Gutfeld. “It’s all about the street. Government should keep things off the street – thugs, the insane, invading armies – and keep things on the street – like cement and lamp posts. Everything else, we can handle, which is why I’m bummed that 110 days of my salary goes directly into the mouth of a blob that turns my efforts into useless poop.”Brilliant. Of course lefties heads exploded. See here.
