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Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Chelsea Clinton's Fetus

I'm confused. I thought the clump of cells inside as pregnant women was just a fetus. Why are leftists making such a big deal out of a fetus? What's all the hullabaloo about? According to lefty vermin there is no "baby".

Monday, April 21, 2014

Enter The Taxman

Obama's 2015 Budget is insane. INSANE. Not just once again raising cigarette taxes, which are already nuts, but granting shamnesty to illegals to collect more money, when we all know they'll still send ass loads of it "home". More penalties for the rich and successful as well.

Not to mention this budget brings about the highest sustained taxation in U.S. history.

This cocksucker needs to step down, he is seriously one signature away from completely destroying this country.

Boston Marathon Dumbassery

Can someone tell me why the security is so over the top insane? What's the point? It's not like the Tsarnev bothers are coming back. Do they not get terrorism? To terrorize, this over the top reaction just makes those like the brothers smile. And hitting the same place twice only seems to happen if you are Israel. We cannot keep acting like scared little pansies every time we get hit. Rant off.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Happy Spring Festivus/Easter



Big ol pork loin in the fridge marinating, some purple potatoes, Brussel sprouts and runner beans...all ready to BBQ/cook later and now I am off to dye some eggs.....then maybe some sun time. Took the dog to the beach this morning, what a lovely day.

Sunday Funday!



Looks like Healthcare.gov is trolling for peanuts now.... HealthCare.gov Verified account ‏@HealthCareGov: If you have a premium, make sure you pay it to stay covered.

LOL!!! Yeah all 5 of you signed up need to freakin pay up or else.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Did You Hear?

Not shockingly I had heard nothing about this.....A crazed man running around Kansas City shooting people as they drive on the freeways is big news...but when they catch him and it turns out he's a disciple of the Religion of Peace....what..huh?....squirrel.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

The Most Absurd Absurdity Parts 1 and 2

Ok leftards you've sunk to a whole new level.

Study: Babies Show Racial Bias....
Dammit all to hell, now those cracka babies are racist too!!!! But seriously who the hell studies shit like this? Of course a baby is going to identify with those it seems most familiar. It's not racist, it's normal. Just like my neon tetras swim with neon tetras. Or elk hang with elk and rabbits have warrens with OTHER RABBITS and not, say, skinks. It's natural. I could have saved them all the money and told them the outcome of this study without it ever happening....stupid liberals.

And when I thought for sure this was the most absurd thing I would hear today beside some cracked out rapper cutting off his wing wang and taking a header out a window, I come across this little gem!!! IT'S A GEM!!!

Harry Reid says that those who stood against the tyrannical federal government were "domestic terrorists". This stupid fuck has GOT TO BE KIDDING!!! I thought for sure he was being taken out of context because even that numb nuts isn't that stupid...but he reiterated his point moments later with an,"I repeat: what went on up there was domestic terrorism.”

Dear Dingy Harry, Timothy McVeigh was a domestic terrorist. Bundy supporters? Not so much you absurd little "man".

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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Greg Gutfield On Tax Day

I found this inspirational....

Tuesday on “The Five,” host Greg Gutfeld ranted against tax day and, as a bonus, presented his theory of government. “See, my theory of government is really simple,” said Gutfeld. “It’s all about the street. Government should keep things off the street – thugs, the insane, invading armies – and keep things on the street – like cement and lamp posts. Everything else, we can handle, which is why I’m bummed that 110 days of my salary goes directly into the mouth of a blob that turns my efforts into useless poop.”
Brilliant. Of course lefties heads exploded. See here.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Why?

The NOAA, Social Security Administration, Department of Agriculture and now the USPS are stocking up on obscene amounts of ammo. Why is that?

Add the U.S. Postal Service to the list of federal agencies seeking to purchase what some Second Amendment activists say are alarmingly large quantities of ammunition.

Earlier this year, the USPS posted a notice on its website, under the heading "Assorted Small Arms Ammunition," that says: "The United States Postal Service intends to solicit proposals for assorted small arms ammunition. If your organization wishes to participate, you must pre-register. This message is only a notification of our intent to solicit proposals."
I want answers.